joan watson + smash!
#she is so characterized by calm intelligent restraint and compassionate discipline#that her capacity for norm-breaking violence comes as a surprise#bc normally characters so collected are also ~repressed~ or ~prim~ etc#but logically; someone so smart and so self-aware would have that capacity to recognise when physical - sometimes shocking - action is requi#required#and have no qualms about going for it#particularly someone who is canonically very physically fit and in control of her body#i just love it so much#bc she’s not repressed or prim or proper at all#she is just naturally reserved (okayophelia)
Types of matter
WE´RE GONNA GET TO SEE HAWKEYE, ACTUAL HAWKEYE NOT BRAINWASHED HAWKEYE, HANGING OUT WITH THE AVENGERS BEING A LITTLE SHIT. HE´S GONNA BE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning
Conversation I overheard at workCustomer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.