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petrichorlore:

joan watson + smash!

 (okayophelia)

mountstar:

Types of matter

thediggles:

WE´RE GONNA GET TO SEE HAWKEYE, ACTUAL HAWKEYE NOT BRAINWASHED HAWKEYE, HANGING OUT WITH THE AVENGERS BEING A LITTLE SHIT. HE´S GONNA BE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.

tastefullyoffensive:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]

Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

Conversation I overheard at work

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.